CEDAR CRATE MARKET Funny Soy Candle — Lemon Jasmine Rosewood Scent, 50+ Hour Burn, Edgy Gift

This Cedar Crate Market premium soy candle pairs a bold, laugh-out-loud message with a clean lemon, jasmine and rosewood fragrance for a memorable gift that burns long and smells great.

If you want a present that announces itself the moment the box is opened, this hand-poured candle delivers. The label reads the unforgettable line "I Love You More Than a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack," making it a top choice for people who favor edgy humor. Beyond the punchline, the candle is crafted in small batches in Minnesota from American soy for an even, low-soot burn and an inviting aroma that balances bright citrus, delicate floral, and warm wood tones.

How strong is the scent and where will it work best?

The Lemon Jasmine Rosewood blend was formulated to be noticeable without overpowering. Expect an initial citrus lift from lemon, a gentle floral heart from jasmine, and a grounding finish from rosewood—suitable for living areas or cozy bedrooms.

• Fragrance profile: citrus top, floral mid, woody base
• Best rooms: living room, bedroom, bathroom
• Intensity: moderate—designed for everyday enjoyment
• Suitable for paired use with diffusers or open windows when desired

What is the burn time and material quality?

This candle uses natural soy wax sourced from American-grown soybeans and is hand-poured in small batches for consistency. The thick-walled glass jar and quality wick support up to 50+ hours of clean, steady burning when used according to standard candle safety guidelines.

• Wax: 100% soy blend from U.S. soybeans
• Estimated burn time: 50+ hours
• Vessel: sturdy clear glass with matte black lid
• No added dyes or harsh chemical additives

Is this candle suitable as a gift, and who might appreciate it?

The humorous label makes this candle a standout gag or novelty present for partners, close friends, or anyone with a taste for irreverent jokes. Packaging and scent quality mean it functions as both a decorative item and a usable home fragrance, ideal for milestone celebrations or white elephant exchanges.

• Occasions: anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, holiday exchanges
• Recipients: partners, spouses, friends with dark humor
• Presentation: kraft label and simple jar fit many décor styles
• Practical: ready to display and light straight from the box

How is Cedar Crate Market involved and where is it made?

Cedar Crate Market is a woman-owned, family-run company based in Minnetonka, Minnesota that hand-pours and labels each small-batch candle. The brand handles production and shipping stateside, so you receive a product made and packaged in the USA with attention to detail.

• Company: woman-owned, family-operated
• Made in: Minnetonka, Minnesota, USA
• Production: small-batch hand-poured and labeled
• Shipping: packed and dispatched from the U.S.

Who is this for? If you’re searching for a cheeky, conversation-starting gift that also smells refined and performs well, this candle fits the bill. It’s best for gifters who want humor without sacrificing scent quality—people who appreciate a funny label, thoughtful craftsmanship, and a clean-burning soy candle made in the USA.